The Papa John’s restaurant was founded in 1984 when “Papa” John Schnatter knocked out a broom closet in the back of his father’s tavern, Mick’s Lounge, in Jeffersonville, Indiana.
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we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together
I would love to go through this piece-by-piece, but I’ll just bring you out of the greys so others can do that for me.
Papa has now joined the Pantheon of Disgraced Racist Pizza Mascots (PDRPM), joining The Noid and Grand Dragon Imo to live out his days in saucy infamy.
i am not convinced we required the explanation
(It’s where the diarrhea comes out and feels like a hot snake.)
Papa John’s pizza gives me bubble gut and hot snakes.
I love using the same picture on every article, but I’m wondering if there’s a way to combine it with the Jon Gruden bit, making Papa just a little drunker in each use.
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Jim Belushi’s best skit:
Ben “Just the” Tippett
Nice article Ben! Just wish I could be there in person so I could support my fellow American by swilling Bud Light, taking off my shirt, and screaming “U-S-A! U-S-A!” “YOU DA MAN!!!!” “DILLY DILLY!” and “LOCK HER UP!” after every move by Caruana…
No jokes, just wanted to say this was a cool read and I’ll definitely be checking out any future articles on this. Well written!
Ben is a Deadpin reader who likes chess.
Michael Irvin must have been a veritable lawn sprinkler by this point.
It’s the defenses fault for getting burnered.
“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”
And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it:
Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman can go buy a Hyundai SUV to get away from it all and then get eaten by a bear.
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