Fuck them regardless

So tired of Joe Buck and his put on bullshit.

I really wish someone would pull that stick out of Joe Buck’s ass, and then beat him to death with it.

Man, fuck Buck and Aikman for not getting the reference.

I’m irrationally upset by the degree to which Jon Gruden destroyed the Raiders. I am not a Raiders fan. I know Raiders fans can be insufferable dickholes. But fucking hell, man, the degree to which Gruden his screwed this team is frustrating as all get out.

Man, what is their pitch for season tickets for 2019 gonna look like. “Come watch a bunch of UDFAs, rookies, and min vets try to avoid 0-16?”

But we’re gonna build a championship football team here

Tanier had a good explanation this morning why they are SO fucked:

“I see players after every game we play that want to be Raiders. They always tell me that and walk away giggling to their teammates and pointing at me. They’re clearly just overwhelmed with excitement to come here.”

Well, this is a nice change of pace, seeing Gruden get defensive. 

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.

I noticed that too....

Shout out to Fox for giving viewers like half a second of warning before gleefully showing off Mostert’s arm snapping like a glow stick. 

My favorite part is seeing the one or two commenters who finally notice it on each successive post. It truly is a slow-burning thing of beauty.

My favorite part about all this Deadspin Gruden coverage is now noticing how he gets redder with each image on the recommended stories.

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

The entire board needs to resign. Obviously nothing will get better until they’re gone.

For half of these sacks the Washington defense seems genuinely surprised that they were able to just walk right back to Eli.

After watching those gifs, I can only conclude that of the 130 or offensive linemen who start on any given Sunday, these are the five worst. They have to be. They’re just walking backwards, giving no resistance whatsoever. Why are they so bad? I want answers! Don’t they know they have DeMethuselah back there, not…

Do yourself a favor and open a new tab and start playing Yakety Sax and then come back and view the gifs above. I would have sworn I was already hearing it anyway, but it’s worth the effort.