That other guy’s Britt McHenry costume is on point though

It took an extra hour because instead of taking a buyout on his contract, Todd wanted the Browns to provide him a proper severance:

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

Damn Deadspin dickshot highlight truthers, man

Always a highlight truther.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Sure, Fox won't show that,  but they'll show players kneeling to rile up the conservative base. 

No chance for it to get blocked for a TD. You’d still be up by two scores. Less chance of a good return due to over-kicking the coverage. The other team will have worse field position since you don’t have to free kick from the endzone after a safety

Or...he’ll run the ball from his own 3 on 4th and 8, but won’t run the ball on 2nd and goal to go from the 1 in the Super Bowl?

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

I totally get the anti-Boston sports team bias.

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

soooo, bring ‘em young?

We need to stop reporting these as "murder-suicides" and start calling them "suicide-murders". Maybe then the dipfucks who carry them out will try the suicide bit first.

I think the message here for women is don’t date dudes 15+ years older than you. Or the same age as you. Or younger than you. Just, like, stop interacting with men really. I think after 5000 years of human civilization, we can declare that the experiment has failed. Nice try, good effort, but I think it’s time to…

relax, joe smith

“I gotta tell you folks, its a scary time out there for young men”

or jack mormon

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

so weird that a lot of angry male exes seem to kill women. is there a strong correlation here? we may never know....