Sometimes I go there to buy cat novelty t-shirts. Once I bought the wrong size so after dinner we went there to return it. So it was about 9pm at our local Walmart. I got in line behind two people. The first at the counter was trying to make a payment on something and their card wasn't going through which is…

Yeah, he seemed to miss the point of the "sorry not sorry" non-apology in which you're supposed to be pretending to apologize.

You can have it when I'm done! Give me 5 minutes.

O’Reilly typically wears a “short-sleeve golf shirt” while recording his podcast, but he decided to actually put on pants and a dress shirt (from a company that advertised during the show) for his first video

He's Jeffrey Lord. Is that a rhetorical question?

Sounds like you've had a rough day and need to relax!

Of course, when it comes to the report we refer to it as a Fleshlight…never your Fleshlight…

Well yeah, he's not so bad when you put him next to Anthony Bourdain. You could say the same about just anybody.

Well they certainly won't now, especially now that they have a better bargaining position. That was inevitable that avoiding war led to a buildup. Pressing them now is going to do more harm than good.

I can't wait to have an entire bar go murderously hostile on me because I get caught stealing an empty Nuka Cola bottle off an empty table.

It'll be a moot point since in that event, paper currency will be useless other than projectiles fired from what's basically a souped up t-shirt cannon for a few shits and giggles when you run out of billiard balls like in Fallout 3.

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Your take is so hot, it's someone ordering gazpacho by saying "It's some kind of soup? Sure, I'll try it."

Chip and Joanna Gaines were contracted. Before, our nuclear arsenal was drab and needed much more than a coat of paint. Now, it has a decidedly "farmhouse inspired" motif that's the perfect combination of rustic and modern!

Hm? Oh, no. I don't work here. I just happen to be wearing a similar colored polo today.

"Is there a sign out front of my house that says 'Dead Steerage Storage'?"

A lot of people fail to understand the geopolitics in the area as well. The reason why China (and to a lesser extent, Russia) more or less support North Korea is that it's a buffer zone from us (think of it how we view Israel). Granted, it's not in their best interest for North Korea to start a war with us. But…

Nathan Rabin don't work here no more.

Bitch better have my Extrabucks. know what I'm sayin?

Well then I'll ask again: how is North Korea expected to interpret that as anything else? You didn't answer that question the first time around, just said "well, it's one threat vs, many". That's not an answer. So feel free to give it another shot.