[SHARTS]

That take is so hot, it's what I had at Chili's that night.

And yet virtually no one (including Danette) noted that it may mean that Journey will be going their…SEPARATE WAYS?

Ah, Looper. Your go-to channel for the same 6 reasons Hollywood won't cast ______ any more.

Welcome to Looper!

He also notes that these millennials spend too much time at home, “but not with their parents.”

You're definitely mislabelled, because no way are crepes this shitty.

Hey yo, Bumknuckle! I don't understand this man! Yo, we got to slow down man, we losing them!

Full disclosure: I have not watched this show. But there was a muted episode on at Chili's (full disclosure: I really don't care for Chili's but the wife likes the Chicken Crispers) where everyone met her parents. With the chiropractor, he met her friends on a rooftop for brunch. My impressions were that if this was a…

2020 is as good a year to be in a full blown dystopian future as any.

Dax Shepard seen out on the town promoting Whirlpool washer/dryer combos without his wife in tow! Tongues are wagging!

He was a wizard, Neil!

*MRAs line up to buy tickets and dare the radfems to deny them entry*

Fuck you, JohnOliverWatch. This is the second time I've made this post. See you next week!

So what IS it like having a half eaten Caesar salad wrap for a dick? The suspense is killing me.

I remember her in Pulp Fiction as well. She was grossly underutilized during her time on SNL.

phil hartman snl era tho

She didn't have a whole lot of characters, much less recurring ones except Pat. Her roles in sketches were relegated to "nondescript female character" for the most part. She was like the Sasheer Zamata of her time, only with actual screen time.

No, that was because of Stuart Smalley.

RECOGNITIONS IS GOING TO RETROACTIVELY ERASE THE EXISTENCE OF IT'S PAT FROM OUR COLLECTIVE MEMORIES?!?!?!?!?!!?!