Oh my God they're going to BAN IT'S PAT SKETCHES WELL NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

Meanwhile, The Atlantic just posted an extensive thinkpiece about how Stuart Smalley got Trump elected.

https://youtu.be/L9WmGCHyG9c

You mean RT America? Check your local providers. (It's usually sandwiched between Fuse and Polvision)

The White House?! DUMMMMP?!"

Blaming the victim, are we? For shame.

I've been dealing with the "I have all the evidence that proves my point, but I'm not sharing it because you wouldn't accept it" argument a lot lately.

Does this mean Genji is a self-described "classic liberal"? Because that would explain a lot.

I did a shit on my cake
I did a shit on my cake
I did a shit on my cake
And I think you'd rather like it

finally (also anything to get out of the 2 foot massages you already owe me, you fucking welcher)

Any time on the internet I feel like I even get a whisper like I'm oversharing, I take a step back. I look at what I just wrote and say "Is this something I really want to put out there? Because I may have to respond to this." More often than not, I don't hit the Post button. Those sorts of thing go no further than 2…

pffffffffffffffffffffffff

Doc-tor Rand Paul
Bombarded by gamma rays
Turns into The Cuck
Ain't he such a RINO?!

Banning unlabeled items and fast food paper cups from the fridge is Chief of Staff shit. And that position is filled.

Hot take: Foo Fighters is the Vegetable Pizza of music. You wanna fight about it?

He looks like he's filled with that Stretch Armstrong shit.

You feel like you just read a 10 page memo? Me too.

One time I got an email from a glorified office manager in our company (marked High Importance, of course) about how he cleaned out the office fridge. He then took that opportunity to review the food storage policy for the office. Standard passive aggressive office manager shit, right? Thing is, I don't work in the…

In Microsoft vs. Apple, which one is the Celtics and which one is the Lakers?

My wife: NICHOLAS!
Me: WHOOPS! UH OH!
My wife: AW JEEZ
Me: WHOOPS!
My wife: AW BEANS
Me: UH OH