Harvard Law reportedly handed him a couple grand from its pocket and then said "Now I gotta turn my back on you."

Years ago on some other board some guy claimed technically we won Vietnam because we won every conventional battle against their army.

Eyyy! Rest in piss, you fuckin mutt!

Who would have guessed a tubby dude with a fedora would take things so seriously on the internet?

"Whoa…is that a chair dipped in gold?"

Fuck you, JohnOliverWatch.

"there's no way I can win this and truth be told I don't need this shit so fuck this I'm out"

Thank you for your bravery, because once I sue Kanye West 8 years from now for stealing my idea for the hit song DIPE$ UP XXL you're going to be a material witness to my litigation. Thanks well in advance!!!

I'm going to reserve judgement on this one until it comes out. I don't think Paul McCartney doesn't have the musical aptitude, it's just not his style. And that's what I mean behind including him with Ben Gibbard and Jack Johnson as people who are not the first artists I think of when I think "protest song".

Is that why all my road trips seem to get cancelled at the last minute?

As much as I want to believe that, I don't think you have to go that far to just change the words to "You Got a Friend In Me" to DA PRESD'NT GOOAAHTA SHOAAT DEE-YUK *PLINK PLONK PLINK*

Friends was a huge hit but the Joey spinoff certainly was not. Just sayin.

I'm having a lot of trouble accepting Patinkin's statement on this.

To be fair, I can't think of a better time to diaper up than a cross-country road trip.

"It's a puka shell anklet. Got it at Senyor Frogs during Spring Break. I love Mexican food!"

It's more like it doesn't strike me as the right sound. Ben Gibbard's voice doesn't strike me as right for a protest so much as a toothless scolding. Jack Johnson's song while very clever on the lyrics still sounds like a mellow jam and protests generally aren't held in a beach hammock.

Seth Rogen's weird sounding chortling as he walks around an orgy of the city's wealthy elite.

Does LL Cool J lick his lips constantly throughout the video? What am I thinking, of course he does!

Ben Gibbard, Jack Johnson, and now Paul McCartney. The Triad of Definitely Not First Picks for Trump Protest Songs is now complete.

"You don't belong here."