Why have you not been banned yet?

Hiring a mother and child to support a false narrative to influence public opinion sure sounds like a real Picklegate to me.

That reminds me, I need to visit the Giant Movie Popcorn Container building the next time I'm in New York.

Part of me wants to believe that, and part of me believes the administration is too incompetent to have already covered the bases on a story no one really cared about in the first place. Then again, they're the sort of administration who are petty enough to stick it to the media with a fabricated backstory.

He was hired by a man who completely fits the profile of the greedy land developer villain in every 80's ski comedy, after all.

Can't spell or write for shit, but he aced THAT part in school?

God love my nephew, but when he was that age he insisted we go to Applebee's for a solid month every time the family would go out to eat. And we went to Applebee's, just because he liked it. I've never quite totally forgiven him for that. And I know my GI tract still hasn't forgiven me for that.

Why is it written in block letter format with the first line after the salutation indented and the date neatly written in the upper right margin?

No, he told her "I'm going to be home late tonight, I'm putting the sausage to my gumare at the Hilton."

Double or nothing?

Well, you do still owe me a 10 minute foot massage when I bet you that you were going to try and get the last word, last time. You don't think I'd forget about it, did you?

I think you're confusing me with your love of Trump articles. I'm just passing through so don't get attached.

Not when you completely ignored the explanation of how it applies after I just patiently explained it to you.

Poor Elite Squad. At least I know it'll get a good writeup for honorable mention.

yes, everyone would totally be on board with kid rock running for senate if he was running as a democrat

It's pretty obvious he plans on making Reince Preibus his prag.

of course you think I'm the one who doesn't get it

It's my dream team, so I can dream Woodhouse is still around. Also I can imagine Preibus saying "Helloooo…" awkwardly.

Mallory Bannon makes sense to me. Mostly because of the drinking and the racism.

Trunky Brewster.