Alternate theory: The Mooch knows what he's doing all along and is purposely seeding his statements to root out the mole.

Wait until Sarah scolds the press for not believing Pickle is a real boy and calls him on the phone to prove it and The Mooch is on the other using a high pitched voice and says "Hey ya'll, it's Pickle!"

Christ, what a gindaloon.

Did you miss The Pickle Memo? It's fucking cla-ssic.

I wouldn't fight a man who could eat that much ice cream.

Considering he wrote that letter in block format, he must be.

His code name…is Pickle.

Speaking of which: you're allowed to use the entire page, Pickle. There's no real reason for a self imposed left justification. Also, you indented.

I can't imagine this administration being competent enough to carry out assassinations.

Lighten up on Pickle,man! He did throw some classic shade at the end where even though he said everyone calls him Pickle he signed it Dylan.

The date the letter was written neatly placed in the upper right corner was the dead giveaway for me.

I know it's fake because no way can a kid write and spell that bad and then date the upper right corner of their letter. Oh, and he had a MAGA themed birthday? Get the fuck out of here.

It's really gauche to ask someone how much monny they make.

his hair his ridiculous

A decade later, no less.

They'll probably call it something all hoity toity, like Nigel Plover. Or Winthrop Coxswallow.

There's nothing intellectually dishonest about a comparative example. And it's a perfectly valid comparison in terms of Trump's argument that transition-related health care is a prohibitive cost. When the ENTIRETY of that health care costs less than what the military spend on A SINGLE MEDICATION, any conclusion other…

It's funny how you spend all your time in the comments sections of these articles and haven't figured that out yet. Everyone learns at their own pace, I guess.

says "fuck you too and the horse nobody asked you to ride on"

I try so many times to tell my dad THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. Meanwhile, my brother is an MMA fanatic and cosmopolitan world traveler but still hasn't seen The Raid I and/or/and definitely both II in spite that I know he would dig the shit out of it. Still don't know what his damage is. Can't be…