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People liked Kid Jersey because he was polite, though.

Rick Perry wishes President Poroshenko a swift recovery after he was informed today of accident involving the Ukrainian President "spilling hot soup all over his ass and genitals, then falling down the stairs and his shoes coming off".

Embargo on!

You know what? Fuck it. I'm willing to be the better man, if only of the name of the advancement of medical science.

when he isn’t borrowing some of Terrence Malick’s most self-indulgent impulses.

Rich girls who want to rule the world. Duh.

more face

"The Piss Tape is Real" sounds like the tagline for Entourage 2: The Second Movie (that is not a working title, that is a lock)

Is that why you're so bashful? Which term would you prefer? I try to avoid "penis" because it's too clinical but I'm not against the term by any means. I'll even use "tallywhacker" if that'll get you to open up about what it's like having a sour cream and chive potato chip tallywhacker. You tell me what puts you at…

KISS MY CONVERSE

Ohh, you're saying he's rambling about pussy and that he's probably Donald Trump! I'm sorry, I'm still in "figuring out who is talking about what if anything" mode.

"You could do worse than that, dear girl. He could be hung like an Italian!" *knowing frown*

Not now, Pringles. I can't be seen talking to you in a case like this. It could be construed as a conflict of interest.

Of course I have experience with this. This happens every time a Trump article gets posted here: someone with an actual hot dog dick, the really hard and dark pork rind dick, the rye chip from a Chex Mix dick, and in your case a salt and vinegar potato chip for a dick. There is a common theme among Trump voters:…

what in the fuck

My only favorite Spencer Pratt moment was when he was on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" and Stephen Baldwin started witnessing to him and got him baptized. Then immediately everyone regretted it because Spencer became twice as annoying screaming I LOVE JESUSSSSSS and then suddenly acting like a moral…

Trust me, no one thinks less of Alex Jones because of his weight.

I assure you my line of question is entirely academic and not at all puerile or intended for "yuks". My apologies if my earlier tone indicated otherwise.

You're the one with a sour cream and chive potato chip dick, of course you're disappointed.