Its only redeeming quality is how easy it is to make a rude parody that rhymes with “cock”.

...when’s the last time you’ve ever seen someone on their deathbed wearing shoes?

I lose time when I hear that song in a store. I try to tune it out, but after the whole hoop de do and dickory dock I’m convinced I’m listening to another song. That’s when the HAPPY HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYY chorus kicks in again and I’m saying to myself FUCK ME THIS SONG STILL ISN’T OVER

In all fairness: yeah, same.

Says you. I’m fuckin hilarious.

The assertion that Frederick Douglass would have allowed Nazis unrestricted free speech on current social media is particularly wild.

Maybe he’s a huge fan of H-Town?

runs good needs 9 speed transmission 250k obo

Tu Lam: With Timber, it’s all about the angles of attack. What he needs to do is adjust his stance and start that first notch before chipping away at the rear to let gravity doing to rest, and he’s just not doing that.

Same here, especially because it was cheap to pick up and gift to others during Steam sales. I also enjoyed my own unique experience with custom sound packs for pretty much every zombie type in the game while I’m maining Coach since I was always grabbing pills.

Oh, I could have told you that.

You can say shit here, just sayin.

Well, he should have fuckin opened with that!

It’s like watching a complication of outtakes from when Garcia brought Jackie the Prostitute to breakfast on Reno 911 and you can see why all of them were left on the cutting room floor.

Yeah. That’s definitely different, though.

You mean Errol Musk? Gooooood fuuuuuuuckin luck.