Definitely good to know heat management was put into it. Have you incorporated recliners to account for the angle? Sectional recliner?

Best part is it’s de-listed, bro!

It’s well past assumption and into established fact. They couldn’t burn this place down for the insurance money much less cover the costs of remodeling into something 3 bedrooms worth of people would consider living in. Shit, no one even wants to stay overnight in it. It looks like a shitty interior decorating mobile…

Bro, I got home invaded today. They went right after my ape wallpaper.

I was asking myself the same question! It’s a real pairing that’s the equivalent of fine art with cardboard boxes full of oily rags and old newspapers.

As someone who’s never lived in a house with a flat screen mounted over a fireplace...on a scale of 1-11 how rhetorical of a question is “that’s a bad idea for a couple of reasons, right?”

It looks like they chose it because it was the most expensive fireplace they had in their current Sims game.

Hard disagree. If I bought a house with a skeleton in it, I bought a house and the skeleton in it.

You could donk those out in a couple hours with a 5 pound sledge, no problem.

As everyone knows in real estate, location is #1. Put this next door to Janet Yellen, fill it with a bunch of young misfits pulling epic parties and pranks, and it’ll sell like hot cakes. Dame Treasury Secretary won’t be the only one shaking her fist and screaming “Cryptooooo Houuuuuse!”

I can’t think of anything less scandalous than a bloke from the UK who tooted a little snow when he was a lad. Oh, and his family is loaded? My monocle remains unmoved.

Unrelated question: is Chris Evans a Just 4 Men sponsor, or

“If you could have a beer with one person, alive or-”
“Brown M&M.”
“...Tucker, the question is-”
“Brown M&M.”

Matt Walsh won’t be happy until they reverse sexism by featuring an all male M&M package. Red and Yellow on vacation with a vigorous suntan lotion to shell application. Orange looking more nervous than usual as Blue sports a banana hammock.

Imagine being a grown ass man, opening your eyes as you wake up and thinking the Yellow M&M as a purple coded female and whatever your respective deal with the Green and Brown M&Ms is something worth ruining your entire day being Big Mad.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the red and green M&Ms have been around for quite some time.

Genital heat lamps and and a personal vendetta against the “Melt In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands” mascots, but particularly the female ones?

There was a transfer student in high school who had this grift that he was a Proper Christian Southern boy and wouldn’t have sex with a girl until he gave her a ring. It’s just as baffling to watch a divorced adult go through the same weird motions nobody asked for in the first place.

At first I thought this was Tucker’s exclusively weird fetish, but now I wonder which Mercer or Murdoch is twisting their pundits’ greasy ham hocks behind their backs to push the weirdest culture war hill to die on: Operation Bring Back Fuckable M&Ms.