Damn. SO much want its not even funny. Who else is with me on getting a petition signed for them to build this?

Yeah, precisely this.

I would be impressed if reality car TV showed real problems, like figuring out that pesky intermittent misfire on someone’s old Jeep Grand Cherokee who can’t afford the repair bill, let alone the gas bill when it IS running right, and the car is 3/4 filled with fast food wrappers and old french fries. Because that’s…

During a recent hospital stay I watched a bunch of these out of sheer boredom. They were all awful. I miss Top Gear.

“I usually use grinders because they make a lot of sparks. Sparks look legit.”

Long story short, it is because the TV shows are not aimed at petrolheads, but at morons who are into fabricated drama and fancy themselves as petrolheads because they stick ‘Monster’ stickers at their cars.

Can we call it the Two-By-Four? I’m calling it the Two-By-Four.

I’m honored, but patiently awaiting the wave of dissent. Putting a target on my back here, Patick. ;)

Idiot walks into HD dealer “My buddy/coworker/employee just bought a used Sportster, what’s the most expensive bike you sell?”

oh come now, you’re just being factious, Range Rovers park in parking garages.

the same people who ride on trails also need to get things from the mall. People see me on a dual sport and say why aren’t you out in the woods I tell them because it’s fucking Tuesday and my job isn’t in the fucking woods, I’ll go there over the weekend. I can’t spend my life riding trails in the woods any more than…

I say two engines and four wheels for endless sideways drifting of tire destruction. Perhaps some donuts and cookies to boot.

Leathers & Tacos - a night of experimental Mariachi music with an EDM twist.

So basically your job is to:

He would have told you to do something good. And do it in costume.

Pull a trailer

Jeep will be HAWKING their new duds, not hocking them.