I’m thinking Doug Demuro needs to switch that yellow Hummer out for one of these. Parallel parking would be quite a feat.

Ah - well now I kind of feel like a hot head. Awesome and, my apologies.

Wow - way to speak for everyone on Jalopnik. Was hoping to avoid this, but you picked a nerve, so:

So you’re telling me an adult suggested that the operator of a large four-wheeled vehicle run said vehicle into a group of motorcyclists....?

Not smart, not smart at all. Notwithstanding the inevitable legal variables, 2 things:

Dude needs a hot foot.

1968 Triumph TR6R

Dear Environment,

I feel like this should be the successor to Doug Demuro's Hummer.

Perhaps this lovely Beetle

Dang, that actually really hurt to read, but thank you. My '07 Forester 5-speed is nearing it's replacement date and I want truck / minor (motorcycles, engine blocks, anvils...etc.) towing, but I don't want automatic. I was hoping the '15 Colorado would be the one, but alas, it seems to be a bad option. I mean, my…

These beasts were once thought extinct (late 50s - early 80s), but now, thanks to oil prices / everyone being told they are a special snowflake, they have recovered their numbers. I give to you: prius lady.

Mmm. Yes. How does one describe such a creature?

Try Norristown (where I am) - that Hummer would make you the bees knees (or however you say that in Spanish) up here.

Does anyone think this lady knows how many people despise her? I mean, I would probably go into full kamikaze mode upon recognizing her in any lane of traffic.

Perhaps you should just park directly in the center like they do on Broad...? Or really push the limits of "BRB Lights..?"

I thought so! I can't believe I'm just figuring this out, but I am glad there is such automotive - journalistic goodness so local to me. (written from my cubicle - dungeon in Conshy)

In the video, are you by any chance cruising this luxurious beast in the burbs Northwest of Philly? The area looks a bit familiar to me.