got spit on by about 10 dutch kids while I was on a boat. fucking sucked. I was on shrooms too.

these fucking consultants at my company kept saying “boots on the ground” a few years ago. awful.

I was at a party (not a steelers party) and everyone was excited about the Steelers TD. just a fun exciting sports moment. And then.... the NFL comes in and takes massive dump on the cake. they are ruining their own product. fucking lame.

it seems Satanists would be pro-divorce. no?

the big mac secret sauce also contains pickles (well relish) so watch out! https://topsecretrecipes.com/mcdonalds-special-sauce-big-mac-sauce-copycat-recipe.html

that was an amazing time! the USA won a lot of gold that summer. my friends and I rode our BMX bikes to the local McDonalds and stuffed ourselves. the workers hated us.

“a week or two.” I thought these guys could be in jail for a few months before a trial even begins??

what should I order at Outback then? chicken?

He’s fucking right. I’ve got 14 kids to look after. I can’t be flying in no plane.

5 hours from Chicago to Louisville. the airline people would never do that drive.

I’ve seen people take a sauce like that and literally put 2 drops into 3 gallons of chili.

sounds like she a has a good grip

Thanks for the user name idea.