Unless it was another scientist, whose stomach contained yet another scientist, in fact unless it was scientists all the way down, my mind is not going to be blown.

Unless you’re in the UK in which case you get redirected to a generic Sky Television landing page.

I can’t see any problem here. Martin obviously has time on his hands, so it’s not like there’s anything stopping him from working on a new TV show, maybe some scripts.

One of those mornings when waking up next to a dead hooker would be preferable.

His hand’s that colour because they got the balance wrong when they photoshopped the elephant dick out of the photo.

See? It’s innovative, publicly-funded infrastructure projects like this that’s why Russia is beating us.

If anyone is looking for a villain here, just remember Fox cancelled Firefly.

As noted celebrity and sometime Gawker correspondent, Karl Marx said, “Religion is the opiate of the masses.”

I tend to throw out stuff like “Please Jesus, make them die in a fire.” It’s how I fit in around most Christians.

If we strap all cats into electricity producing treadmills we can mitigate 1 and 2.

Adventure Time Comes to an End In 2018

I didn’t much care for “I Love Dick” although I really like Kathryn Hahn. Maybe it had too much of a Happyish vibe, although that show worked best when she was the focus. But whatever, it’d be boring if we all liked the same things.

MCU is probably going to bury itself if it pushes too far into mystical territory. Pretty sure it’s going to ruin AoS based on what I’ve seen so far. Thanos is already getting dangerously close to a godlike figure, much like Apocalypse would have been if Fox hadn’t completely mishandled the character.

And yet they do nothing to moderate the “conversation” in chat, which is often dank.

Many guys and girls like looking at pretty girls in sexy clothes.

Can You Use Body Lotion to Moisturize Your Face?

This shit has to stop. And I’m not talking about the protesting.

Zero things could be said that justify violence.

“I’m no fan of KJ, but seriously asking, why is the term “huckster” only applied to black people?”

Fish, a full grown woman and one of my favourite characters, already has Ivy’s power of seduction, almost exactly as it is in the comics, except touch instead of tears. Not much point having another sexy seductress, unless Fish is going to swim with the... fishes, again.