The longer you play, the greater chance you have of a Gravity-eske critical failure.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP

I didn't know you could charter plains.

I drew the issue of the comic Hawken Melee issue 4 (i think) it should be in stores soon.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...

Rest in peace little Roomba Batty.

Yes. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto Ubisoft the things that are Ubisoft's."

I'll bite:

The Prima strategy guide for this one will be something special, for sure.

There is no way this laptop doesn't have major heat issues when running any high end games. As small as it is and with all the hardware in it, I mean this thing is packing some serious hardware there is no way it has room for adequate cooling.

this is now the wallpaper of every self respecting Star Wars fan.

The day that Windows ME crashed while you were typing up that important essay in Microsoft Word 97 that could get you into college and lost all its data was the most important day of your life.

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

Install a Nvidia GPU?

That's actually one of the enemies in Half-Life 3.

Imagine my surprise when my Skyrim-playing lappy struggles with Gone Home, basically a visual novel.

I still run a 4850 in my main PC. I bought a new hard drive intending to upgrade almost two years ago, and still haven't gotten around to it. I'm amazed that the thing can still play new games the way it does...

How much exp did he gain?

Some dude posted a really good one in your last article, Luke.

No.

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