You...think? You THINK?! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THOUGHT ON THE INTERNET!

WAHAHAHAHA

This allows for a whole new answer to the Internet question of "Do you even lift, bro?"

spiders...are fine...NO

Ah the good ol' GTX 480. "Thermi" they called it

Crysis (first game) was a very good example of a linear game that gave you the freedom to choose how to approach the objectives. The second and third games just spoonfed you the "tactical options available."

In fact, as I recall, door breaching isn't very efficient with standard bullets. You need special shotgun-fired slugs or a door-breacher like the Masterkey attachment.

After ellenifying therapy, I might just well be five feet tall...

Optimizaaaaaaaation~

I still have my 2-CD box somewhere.

You're not alone. Gone Home slows down like hell on my HD 7950.

2004 - nV GeForce FX5200

If I were David Cage, after the first six months of this level of obsession I'd probably BECOME Ellen Page. And I'm male and like twice her size. The imagery is frightening.

It must be a canned animation in the style of the Source Engine's "cinematic physics" stuff, in that keyframe animation is combined with some limited real-time physics calculations.

After a few more rat kills and some days of resting, the rats will gain hides of steel and claws of fire.

The problem with the cessation of production of this generation's consoles has much to do with reliability. I've seen PS2s and original Xboxes stacked high in bargain-bin basements, still fully functional after over a decade, and the same for such consoles still working after many years of abuse. Stopping the…

I'm thankful for the relative simplicity of male biology.

I meant nekkid.

I agree that tears should never be considered a weapon. My ex-girlfriend was a hard crybaby, and I always felt so disabled by it, but I never held it against her. One thing to note however is that tears have a biological effect on men, generally reducing testosterone levels and lowering the aggression that drives men…

One of my..."buddies"...has a relatively flat chest, except when she's bending down. They spill out of her chest like a pair of Burger King order bags. Boobs are weird.