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Antoine Antwan Antwone
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Sean McIndoe is one of the most entertaining, and tragically underrated, sports writers out there. His weekly grab bag is one of the best reads out there if you’re into hockey.

I have never been arrested. But when that day comes, I too will be naked. This, I promise.

No fatties. Those romps with the thins are the times you’ll truly treasure.

How many brooms did these women have in the house? I guess they all had theirs when they moved in together. Geez I really should get a broom.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Pronger has always been an uninvited fist-fuck stain on the mattress of hockey goodness. However, in this one moment he redeems himself if only briefly in a magnificent, bully with his dick in your arse shower-time domination way that can only rarely be applauded.

I clap for him slowly.

Oh, but when I send photos of Bieber being drilled from behind to Deadspin, I get no response. Typical liberal media, celebrating itself and marginalizing outsider voices!

Even as a parody, this is a pretty stupid comment.

“What section are you guys in?”

“But you let the other John Chait in your march.”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Who’s Samir Nasri?

He’s a pretty special beast, in my humble opinion! (Can you believe someone gave this handsome fellow away? But I wish them all the best, because he was just what my family was missing)

Who the fuck are these people?

Khakis

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of

This is supposed to be… MORE debaucherous than the Derby? Then show me the photos of their Port-a-Potty runs. This looks like my grade school graduation.