I for one look forward to the newly created Faft Dungs.

One of the more disturbing nature documentaries I’ve ever seen shows a dozen chimpanzees punching, kicking, biting a member of their own troupe, chasing him up a tree and leaving him there to slowly die of his wounds over a span of three painful days.

Or have Don Cherry split Canada into a GOOD CANADIAN BOYS and HOT DOGS.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Gosh, God bless. I hope she can turn her life around. You know, like find a team to root for other than the Jaguars.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

My pregnant wife bought us tickets for the first game of the season against the Indianapolis Colts as a birthday present to me because we live in Indy now. I almost cried. God damnit, I thought, and here I was excited that we had moved further away from Detroit than before. My anxiety shot to new highs as before this…

He found it too hard to coach with 2 rings stuffed in his ears. The problem only got worse after keeping the Jack Adams trophy shoved up his ass

The grossest thing about this picture is that cup your coffee is in. You drinking coffee out of a plastic cup?

Hannah is not going to shoot it straight with you so here it goes. Your friend looks upset when that happens because she knows you’re the type of judgmental bitch who expects her to whip her partner into line with your standards. The type of person who writes off an otherwise good person because of one harmless…

Pokémon is real.

Oh man, that Jamoke’s outfit. I mean I wanna hurt it, but I could never hurt it the way it hurt me.

ADVICE SOUGHT:

Well, Oregon has owned the Huskies for the last 12 years.

How can we steal a school we’ve owned for the past 10+ years?

I don’t know how you did it but I believe you might be the first person to go so far into their own navel that you actually came out your asshole. Congrats.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

I’d like to spend a minute to reflect on what a giant asshole Brent Burns is.

He was well into his 30s when he visited the place where he was born, where his mother had written his name on a wall. “Finally!” he cried. “I will no longer be J. Robinson! From now on I will be.....J Robinson!”