And even those are missing some crucial parts like an OS license or Input devices, just so they brag about that it costs as much as a console. And if you call them up on that they excuse it with ‘just use what you already have’. No, it’s tabula rasa, if you compare one to the other, you have to include 100% of parts…

Screw maglev, if we’re building, we need to be building Hyperloops.

So, is it going to stop every 5 miles on the way and still take an hour to get there, or is it going to skip by everywhere between the two end points and be useless to almost everybody?

I’m sorry but...all I see is a boondoggle. I mean, who actually wants to go to Dumpster Fire/Bodymore/Baltimore except people that live there and work in DC? The Inner Harbor is kinda nice but nothing like the Mall in DC.

I got exactly zero this year.

Dammit, I knew I felt a little off since December of that year.

It’s like a social media colonic.

Ben Carson said that we will have 15 days of Pyramids in the sky at night but they are only here for the grain hence crop circles.

We live in a world where a significant portion of the global population still believe that the location of Mars or Jupiter in some constellation actually has something to do with your life. Human idiocy and credulity—truly a boundless resource.

So my life for the past three years has been a stream of consciousness resulting from my dying neurons? That would explain a lot.

I am so glad right now that I’m on a month-long, self-imposed Facebook “blackout.” I won’t have to watch this idiocy propagate amongst the less critically minded acquaintances I have.

I’m sure much of this is of little consequence since the world ended back in 2012.

This blogger is either:

This post made me love halloween again!

I would go out for lamb and Bordeaux and cheese. That’s awesome

No! Full sized candy bars have saved Halloween for me!

Now that I am an adult with children of my own and expected to sit by my door for hours on end handing out candy to other people’s terrible children, there is only one saving grace for me: king sized candy bars.

I don’t give them to everyone mind you, I buy a 10…

This... so much ! LOL!

My take from this: this year, try giving out legs of lamb and Bordeaux.