Just remember: he who controls the Spice controls the universe. (Howard Schultz is about to dispatch ten legions of Sardaukar to anyone who tries this...)

I heard Muntz used to have interesting ways of cutting costs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muntzing
 

Couple notes:
1. If it comes in a bag, just crush them inside the bag (then you don’t have to wash a couple of towels
2. If you’re going to cuck it in a mixing bowl, use another mixing bowl as a pestle, or use a stand mixer (will mix and crush cookies at same time)

... carrier pigeons are super easy to track (they’re physical and fly between points), they carry relatively easily decryptable messages, and they’re super vulnerable to man-in-the-middle attacks (catch pigeon, read message, replace message with disinformation, release pigeon on its way).

Its funny how one minor bit of bad reporting leads to a LOT of bad reporting. I’m pretty sure at least half of the other sites which reported on this knew about the mistake, but made the bad report anyways for page views. No way in hell can there be that many bad journalists. Idiots like Joe Otterson on The Wrap are…

I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

You are perfect.

And even those are missing some crucial parts like an OS license or Input devices, just so they brag about that it costs as much as a console. And if you call them up on that they excuse it with ‘just use what you already have’. No, it’s tabula rasa, if you compare one to the other, you have to include 100% of parts…

Nothing will beat the Zero-Dollar-Argentinian-Sub-Zero.

Your stars get more and more impressive each day, antiqt!

This looks fantastic. Obvious combo of shrooms, tomacco, kombu in the Umami Dept but I like the addition of a touch of sweet stuff + the roast.

Email me what you would like to share I would greatly appreciate it!!! I will work on a title concept with you.

Sure it's ok, I have another story I can tell you about later of one of our US submarines rear-ending (a hit and run actually) a Russian sub that came to an abrupt halt.

Great stuff! I would love to package a few of these in a post. Would you be willing? tyler@jalopnik.com

I have another story, not scary but interesting. We are in a P3C Orion dropping a sonobuoy array while tracking a submerged Russian Foxtrot class submarine in the Med Sea. Our acoustic sensor operators (AW's) begin to hear strange noises like the sub is repeatedly reversing and thrusting its motor. It turns out they…

Shoot me an email if your would tyler@jalopnik.com I love this story and want to feature it!!!

Back in the late 70's, when I was a very young 22 year old Naval Aviator, we had just departed from Sicily in our P3C Orion for an Antisubmarine patrol of the Mediterranean Sea North of Libya and to also take a radar sweep of the Gulf of Hammamet on return to base. It was about midnight and we had just finished our…