Dear Deadspin,

Did anyone see his rant against biographies? Apparently, the only proper book on a person is an autobiography.

The only notion I find to be disturbing is the premise of “there is no debate to be had.”

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Thank you: “The problem isn’t that this episode included a rape, but that it did so in the service of bad storytelling. It told the audience nothing that wasn’t already known, and it didn’t advance any plot lines beyond where they already were.”

Thanks for writing this Erin. Clinton is the worst, but somehow people seem to forget why she’s so horrible. That fucking crime bill, the terrible welfare reform and those God damn fucking trade agreements (nafta) have led us directly to where we are now. The Clintons don’t give a fuck about poor people, so let’s not…

If this is true, I am the filthiest, filthiest woman in the world.

you are part of the problem

I'd say a big part of the problem here is that too many people stand right inside the doors, rather than moving to the middle of the train.

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

So in a month when athletes are beating wives, kids, babies, god-knows-what's next, we need to piss on a guy whose biggest sin was to be a Yankee. Deadspin's Jeter obsession is weird. And I hate the Yankees.

Boy oh boy, how would you like to be the lucky girl in St. Petes going home with a brand new kayak tomorrow morning!

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

There was a rain delay five minutes into this game. People had gotten out of the rain at this point. Out of context completely, attendance for the game was 19,481. Well done Tim. Well done.

That really does say something about soccer.

Hey, Hilter's not all that bad. After all, he did kill Hitler.

I love the PED discussion in baseball. David Ortiz is a hero, ARod is a villain, yet they were on the same report. ARod was Selig's black sheep for the whole PED era, breaking laws to take him down (along with guys like Cruz) despite no official failed tests (aside from the exploratory, confidential tests in 2003 that…

Anyone who had to suffer through watching David Ortiz in a Twins uniform from 1997 to 2002 knows unequivocally that he was—and is—still cheating. This guy is Brady Anderson, except Ortiz wasn't dumb enough to quit juicing after one year.