Then it's not a "selfie".

To be fair, this would be the only time Snow would be any use to the Islanders.

This. In a world of bullshit half apologies, there was none of that in Zim's apology. That guy was so broken up and ashamed of what he did, that he broke down in tears apologizing for. Now THAT'S a man.

Gay Youth Of Color Who Plays Football will be my next screen name.

You should be the commencement speaker for Phoenix Online

#endfootshaming

90's?

"Stay on the ice"? If you don't think the handshake line is some sacrosanct zone of sportsmanship, fine, but you don't then get to turn around and try to appeal to "the ice" as a sacrosanct zone of silence. Either be a man and be respectful or be a man and own your comments.

Non issue, Torii after the game, "That's my buddy," Hunter said. "I've been knowing him too long. He was just trying to, 'Come on, T, come on, T.' He said, 'You're way better than that,' and he's right. I apologize to the fans for my reaction. Sometimes you just have a passion and things like that happen, it happens."

And if they did take medals from others, they did so not just by printing fake bibs but also by running faster than them.

In Boston, at least last I knew, the chip goes in your shoe, not your bib.

if anything I like these people, but that's probably because of my distrust of marathon runners and my hatred of the city of Boston.

In many other races he would have been, but this is Boston. With the exception of the charity slot runners, everyone in this race has qualified with a fast time for their age group. It's like saying you went sub-10 at Ironman in Kona. It's a hell of a fast race, but you're a long way from the podium in any age group…

That's kind of a weird story. I mean, there's no allegation of an actual crime to investigate. And the whole "woke up in a hospital bed without knowing how she got there" bit is not very enlightening.

The Chris Christie one is pretty funny.

Well Derek, you may be rich, famous and get to have sex with many beautiful women, but I'll always have this diorama I made of you being rich, famous and getting to have sex with many beautiful wom- OH WHAT THE HELL DEBBIE I SAID KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF

I assume your issue with it is the time it takes to review the call, and I'd agree. There is no need for the ref to run over to a hooded monitor and take 4 minutes to review every angle. On 90% of these reviews, everyone at home watching on tv knows within 30 seconds what the right call is. Put an official in a…

OMG, how cute. They totes thought we'd think the letter was overkill too.

So, Kanye, do you like fish sticks?

Poor kid, the Emanciptation Proclamation was a measure passed by the Moops in medieval Spain.