All of the letters are gold, but this is a goddamn masterpiece:

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

everyone in this thread is in a time out

I’m going to make that guy spend time with my mother, a woman who could pick a fight in an empty room.

I wish you had looked. I would want to look.

A star for making me startle the dog with laughter. Hope you feel better soon.

I am really, deeply sorry for your troubles, but I also want to know I am shaking silently from laughing so hard, so know your pain was not truly in vain, for it brought this stranger temporary joy.

This is very timely.

And I was so looking forward to seeing just how unhinged he was going to get as the election results came rolling in. No doubt he’d insist that blue is really red. This is why we can’t have anything nice.

Well in unrelated news, this account popped up minutes after they took his.

I have always been in the gray at Deadspin.

I really want a 3d printed/ foam replica of the gun. What did you make yours out of?

3. Repeat, and hopefully learn something.

Thank you I just didn’t have the energy. 

Except it wasn’t just United. When the profession was in its nascency, female flight attendants were registered nurses.

Why are you so passionately fighting this? What does it really matter?

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I’ve seen them my whole life, so I almost don’t even notice them. Every place has it’s crazy side. Come visit SC anytime. It really is a nice place with nice people!