1. Still one of the best 80’s cartoons theme songs.

Well Snarf looks like an abomination, so they got that right.

Who hasn’t yelled ‘pizza’s here’ over your shoulder because you don’t need that judgement from the delivery person that the large is just for you?!

If that wasn’t enough, Flora Robson plays, bar none, the most baller Queen Elizabeth ever put on film.

Slideshow formats are the worst. If you use them, you are bad and you should feel bad.

Oh yeah, FUCK SLIDESHOW

This new format is the worst thing that has ever happen to Kinja and I have seen them all. WHAT THE F! This is incredibly annoying. They made every post into a “load more of our ads” sidescroller??

This is the last fucking time I’m going through this slideshow bullshit.

Hate slideshow format.  Fucking frustrating.  Just let it scroll like everything else.  Oh and fix the way it loads I hate when I’m reading a paragraph and it tries to reformat for an ad that finally loaded and the entire page shifts while I’m reading it.  Fuck.  I have to use an ad blocker, not so much to block the…

The worst thing about it is, it displays as one long article that takes forever to load on my phone, where a slideshow might actually make some sense.

FUCK.

What the fuck is with the format change?! 13 pages to read one story?! Fuck that. Put it back the the way it was. I can’t read shit this way. It’s too infuriating.  

Even when I was a kid and I first got into Star Wars in the mid 90s, I cared little for the Jedi and lightsabers. Whether Luke lived, died, or turned Darkside on Death Star II was of zero consequence, because ROGUE LEADER Wedge Antilles and Lando in the Falcon were taking out that core when the shield went down. Best…

Hey, I’ve spent the last two years charting the Multiverse (and discovering the extreme joy of being a Multiverse chronologist), so I totally get it (I’m still not even close to done — it keeps expanding!).

Aw wow, I haven’t seen you in forever, Antipodes!

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It’s fine, but it’s not kibbeh nayyah, which, along with homemade babaganoush and hummus and tabouli, is the food of my people... Michiganders.

Omg YES it was apparently a Hallmark made for TV version for 87. I had both that and the movie on VHS growing up and watched them both all the time.

I notice there are no tips from Atlanta as of 10:30 AM Eastern time. All the potential posters are likely still at least an hour from their offices.

General tip for the South: