Nope. They see the pope as a direct agent of satan.

I convinced myself that they couldn’t have been stupid enough to count the return leg when taking “three planes to London” and hadn’t even noticed the Spain thing. I told myself that the team and coaches and staff consisted of enough people to necessitate three planes from Baltimore to London... But I guess someone…

Religious conservatives tend to be evangelicals, who hate Catholics.

Not necessarily, there are lots of Christians who don’t consider Catholics (or Mormons) to be Christians.

I doubt half the players even went to school in Georgia. However, Julio Jones did go to school at Alabama so that’s probably worse.

“All crucial decisions made in the Atlanta area are made with the goal of avoiding traffic, and then failing to avoid that traffic.”

I am really hoping one of the evangelicals tries to give him their testimony... fingers crossed.

I’m with you on this. I also won’t eat chicken that has bones and/or skin attached. I won’t do bone-in ribs though oddly enough, t-bone steaks are fine. And lobster is just gross.

my sister has this problem. she likes to buy boneless, pre marinated cuts of meat with no indication of what part of the animal they are. i, however, will wrestle an asian grandmother for a 79 cents a pound chicken carcasses to make stock out of (the asian grocery store runs out of leftover chicken parts fast, you…

Fully willing to admit same.

My wife refuses to eat anything off the bone. It that reminds her it was an animal while she’s eating it (other than BBQ ribs, because that flavor trumps her aversion).

Okay. This might be the most evil thing I ever did in my life. I had a friend who was a pilot for Dash Air. Mostly just freight, occasional passengers, that flew between Northern and Southern California. He would sometimes drop in for a visit when in Los Angeles. On one visit, he complained that his copilot was a big…

I worked at a subway. They actually took away our employee discounts when the usage reports said we were putting on too many veggies. There were other factors, but you bet your ass we were being stingy with the olives that month.

While behind the scenes, there’s a PR underling desperately scrambling behind him/her, trying to undo all the shit that’s just been wreaked and getting all the blame for it.

Thank you! That’s how I feel about writing press releases too. If I don’t hate myself a little bit when I’m done, I haven’t given it my all.

Wow.

via con dios!

36G here and while the Enell is comfy and minimizes motion well, you are right about the compressed uniboob mess! (Plus, the 27 cast iron hooks in the front to put that sucker on! lol)

Now, I’m off to find this mystical Panache underwire encapsulator that you and another poster are raving about. #BraEnvy

You forgot the most important part - If, for some godforsaken reason, you find yourself flying Spirit Airlines, be sure to have a suicide prevention hotline number to hand for the inevitable delays, cancelled flights, and “don’t give a fuck can’t fix it”-itude of the gate agents.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…