Nope. They see the pope as a direct agent of satan.

My God. This gif.

Food science articles about cupcakes, check.

“Look me in the eye and say that.”

If you like to bake, you can find recipes on-line that will give you similar taste and mouth feel of commercial goods like Twinkies but with natural ingredients. I bought a pan in the clearance section of Bed Bath & Beyond and made Twinkies from scratch. If you think they taste good out of the package, try one made…

If I can’t enjoy a tyrannosaurus rex anymore, you can’t enjoy your snack anymore.

"So what’s really inside that Twinkie? (And are you sure you really want to know the answer?)"

I convinced myself that they couldn’t have been stupid enough to count the return leg when taking “three planes to London” and hadn’t even noticed the Spain thing. I told myself that the team and coaches and staff consisted of enough people to necessitate three planes from Baltimore to London... But I guess someone…

Religious conservatives tend to be evangelicals, who hate Catholics.

Not necessarily, there are lots of Christians who don’t consider Catholics (or Mormons) to be Christians.

I doubt half the players even went to school in Georgia. However, Julio Jones did go to school at Alabama so that’s probably worse.

“All crucial decisions made in the Atlanta area are made with the goal of avoiding traffic, and then failing to avoid that traffic.”

I am really hoping one of the evangelicals tries to give him their testimony... fingers crossed.

Oooh I just sprouted a baby Medjool from a pit. Maybe in 10 years if my tree is a girl, she can go on a date with him!

I found a Chia pet (stegosaurus, rawr!) from about 1995 while cleaning out my basement this spring. I set it up and about 20% of the seeds sprouted. I was impressed!

Right you are, mon ami.

As much shit he gets for his acting chops EVERYTHING i’ve ever seen of him away from acting has made him seem like such a good guy.

He’s likeability actually makes me want to watch his movies. I’d go as far to say he’s up there with Chris Pratt in terms of who I’d like to be best buds with.

Do you really want the answer to either of those questions?

Where is his handle and where is his spout?

Gambit was more a type to sprinkle “chéri” into casual conversation.