...is that Adora Belle Dearheart? If so, bless this mess.

“If you want, you can talk to my college coach, Urban Meyer” - Ray McDonald

I’m 5’6 and when I was around 260 I was a 20/22. I was a 40-60lbs heavier than than that wearing a 24/26.

She sighed to me once: “I only eat these for the healthy fats. I don’t get enough fat otherwise.”

“Hey want one of these? I got extra.” expose a purse full of cookie dough tubes.

the Pitch Perfect superstar is designing a plus-sized fashion collection

Yes and no. If they winked or joked, it was more this “LOOK AT US COUNTRY HICKS ORDERING A GOSH DURN FANCIFIED COFFEE NOW THAT WE’RE HERE IN THE BIG OL’ BIG APPLE!!!!”

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

Some of these tips are really good and some I have to do everyday actually. I just recently moved to Norway with my wife, and before I started school here (Free for Family Reunification). I used memrise to learn at least 500 Words before I started school. So it is possible. Just... really difficult, do not give up if…

Ohhhhhhkay.

I was trying to explain the concept of being afraid of men to my husband the other night when he mentioned how nice it was that this woman on the train was being so nice to this loud drunk guy. I said she was probably afraid of him; he said she was just being nice. I said she was being nice so he would not…

Innocent by way of Nice Guy™

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

I bring it up all the time and every time I HOPE that someones is like “I AM ADULTASAUR!” but it never happens...

I appear to be one of the few people around who LOVES the colors shoes are coming in now. I used to only be able to get white, due to specific size needs, and now I can have every garish rainbow option available. They’re cheerful! I only wear them running or to the gym, so who cares if it matches anything?

I revel in the aggressive clashing of running shoes! I’m semi likely to end up running in pink compression shorts and a neon yellow tank anyway, who cares if my shoes clash?

I just bought what are probably some objectively hideous Nikes - turquoise soles, purple patterned upper, turquoise ombre laces. They are spectacular and I absolutely love them.

“We asked for urine samples. We got three feces samples, two saliva, and one severed hand.”

The conversation would go something like this:

I would kill for a decent mosquito repellant. Even with practically bathing in nasty-smelling Off, I still end up an all-you-can-eat buffet for those evil little bastards, while everyone around me barely notices them. Plus, I have the added benefit of being slightly allergic to the bites—one out of every three or so…