I was realllllyyyyy hoping rogue 1 would be about rogue squadron

Lies! Lies and Sith propaganda! You can’t throw a hydrospanner in that galaxy without hitting some wanna-be jedi farmboy.

Now airing on ESPN 1138 . . .

See? You get it!

Well, that’s MTV and VH1's schedules covered.

I feel like we should totally be best friends.

Apologies—what I should have said was, “I had high hopes that Fox would recognize the brilliance of the show and support it.”

Well, I mean, obviously every writers’ room will have different conventions and all, but personally I’m partial to:

I had high hopes for Space: Above and Beyond when it was announced. Have to admit that I haven’t ever watched New BSG—keep meaning to, though.

Friends, raise your glasses!

Damn skippy.

Pilots do it in anti-grav.

It does, of course, beg the question . . . if the character CANNOT bullseye womp rats/win pod races/singlehandedly defeat entire squads of First Order TIEs/destroy death stars/fly through crashed ships/evade a Star Destroyer in a cargo freighter/etc/etc, what are the chances of me caring about them? Assume a scale of…

Of course not—”not enough pilots” is my SECOND problem with Star Wars.

OH MY GOD WHY DO WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH JEDI. PILOTS. LET’S DO AN ENTIRE SHOW JUST ABOUT PILOTS.

DAMN IT LOUIE, YOU WERE TOLD TO STOP BUGGING THE OFFICE.

I would also watch a crime show where Keesha is the detective laying out the facts and Dorothy Ann is the scientist doing obscure forensic science. CSI: School Bus.

C’mon, you guys. Leia off him, willya?

Remember the Election Sequence in Evita? Take that, only every party involved has the manners and attitude of a 3-day bender hangover and fanatically believes that anyone who doesn’t exclusively and exhaustively agree with them is, in fact, out to get them, call their mother names, certainly kick small children, and…