His dad only lasted about 4 years in the NFL and didn’t make that money. So he told his son to go for big cash in case he also just plays 4 years?

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Cajun Rice 4 Life

Benintendi- 22 years old

They’re obviously the seats to get drunk and start fights in because you can’t see shit.

Goddamn I laughed way too hard at this.

And here I thought that only the rowing teams spent their time flipping shit in Brazil.

No no, it was even worse: a “My apologies to those offended,” which is that infamous backhanded “I’m not actually sorry at all.”

He wasn’t the one driving.

It’s cool, guys. As usual, King was riding the news cycle.

Valencia has also been reported to be suffering from nausea and vomiting, but only after seeing Butler in the showers.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

*cums*

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Sorry dude - that’s nacho foul ball.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.