How can anyone in their right mind say GMG is dying when this is the shit we get on a daily basis

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

I don’t get it

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

Hey yet another casual sex season where I’m not having sex!

Yeah, but let’s cut to the chase: does he stand up for the National Anthem?

I clicked that Instagram post, expecting to be inundated with images of bruises and terrible things. I steeled myself. Instead, that girl dosed me with a heaping helping of crazy—eyes. Then I looked up another photo of Derek Norris: Boom, he’s got crazy eyes. I will now believe anything that either of them says, and…

“No honey, it’s Jake from State Farm!”

Which is why his comment makes no sense to anyone with a brain.

You like big dudes huh.

But you like fat slobs like Rothwell and Nelson fighting? That does it for you?

Fun fact: Holloway didn’t have a legitimate striking coach until after that fight. He was basically self-coached.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the infield slide and Ben Revere.

Yeah I always associated that look with one of their competitors

Hilarity and schadenfreude.

I believe the point was that she was so young her opponent was twice her age. Obviously a child so young should not be subjected to the potential of that kind of brain trauma. I am an MMA super fan and I don’t think this was even a little bit okay, and as much as the promotion is to blame, and obviously her parents…