Just what the world needs: more Candlebox covers.

This is my favorite comment ever.

I suppose next you’re going to tell me that badminton players don’t wear football cleats.

I never understood why the call it “Clean & Jerk” instead of “Jerk & Clean”. I mean, I always jerk first, then clean afterwards.

Just buy a ticket to a Reds game if you want Votto to grab your nipple, Samer.

Fisher: I’m done playing, those days are behind me.

“When Keeping It Real Is Mildly Inappropriate”

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Wacky and El Señor Detestable on 590, The Sports Holocaust.

it is in fact a colonial organism

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Drake Laroche is gone dude

Shut the fuck up and take the mound for your trash team, kid.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.