Those are his Bad News Jeans

Jones: haha made you cry again.

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

Searches: Most popular sex positions.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

The word “overrated” is up there with some of the sports terms I hate the most. It’s joined by “integrity,” “motor,” and “elite.”

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

“until CM Punk fights”

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

Thank you! That’s bugging me.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

Even Mac Dre thinks Marshawn Lynch has a thick Bay accent.

I’m guessing you’ve never watched Barry Sanders play. Or really anyone with decent feet.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

Sickest Curry burn yet. A+

Tide to go

Tide to go