I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

The most iconic bat flip in MLB history led to the most iconic jack in the face in MLB history.

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

I know right?!?! We all know that anyone who owns or works in a business trying to make an honest living is really just a fascist and deserve no sympathy whatsoever when their livelihood is threatened by something they cannot control.

I know, right?!?! Foibles lives is a magic forest and eats only berries. Harumpf! No need for business! Forget them.

Punctuation is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

in his defense, you aren’t a very famous athlete (wealthy person) in an area known for brazen violent criminal activity.

Meanwhile, in Paris

Dbacks offer: 6 yr/206.5 m, and his son can design the uniforms

[cums]

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

Fuck off

Benevolent

“A group of different people wearing colors I like beat you at a sport at which you excel above nearly every other human being to ever live. Suck on that shit, LeBitch. I am the greatest.”

He’ll probably sleep til 2pm, wake up, make some coffee, add a little creamer to the coffee, stir it with a stick up butter, wipe his greasy hands on his shirt, go out, eat 4 hot dogs, and fall asleep during the car ride home.

*spilling

Let’s remember some refugees.

I remember that kid. I used to make so much fun of him as I sat outside of the schoolyard smoking cigarettes and praying that nobody asked me to play basketball.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

He could have Dodged it, but *puts sunglasses on* he chose to Ram it.