That’s a weird looking mustang.

Fetty WARP

Well that response seems warranted.

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

Nodding

It’s baseball. There has to be some (unwritten) rule that giving a thumbs up to an opposing pitcher is in fact code for, “I fucked your mother,” and if Hellickson doesn’t plunk Cabrera in his next at bat, his teammates will lose respect for him.

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

Raptors and drakes don’t mix.

*Takes off glasses*

My favorite part is that in order to make Draymond Green appear like he doesn’t intentionally kick people in the balls, his coach has to call him a flopper.

In happier news, Draymond’s foot is pregnant with Steven Adams’ baby.

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

Connect 4 is a solved game. Don’t play Connect 4. It’s like playing Tic-Tac-Toe.

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That’s a Cold Hard Fact.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Makes U Think