Odor: Bats L, Throws R, Slaps L.

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

WHAT ABOUT MY ZUNE

Literally my first blog ever advocated for the Warriors drafting Bismack Biyombo. Five years later, we can say I was only mostly wrong, not totally wrong!

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

you can't spell fun without an F and a U, bro.

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

“Final question: please solve the cord cutting problem.”

Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.

Vogel is a good coach, which eliminates him from their list of candidates.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Prus 1

Ok, the first one is really indefensible, but as far as the second insult, it’s not a reach to say everyone in the arena sucked down a lot of cock during the game.

Listen, I’m not saying this will get Dee off the hook. But if pop for Clostebol, you might as well go out looking like a champ. So here’s your excuse. You’re welcome.

You should’ve chose to play football all those years ago, Dee Gordon!

*Employed

Wait till you hear her music.

What people who make this claim generally don’t realized (I’m not saying you don’t, just generally) is that center field in the Polo Grounds was about 470 feet away from home plate and Mays played a notoriously shallow center. So Mays covered a shit ton of ground, made the basket catch, and whirled around and got the…