I like this one.

Anyone who uses “ya” as a form of “you,” instead of “yeah,” is totally not trying to be passive aggressive.

Hah, well since you asked...a group of us were hotboxing in a parking lot one night when we saw him walking back from a class. We stopped him and asked if he wanted to join and he said sure without much hesitation. He mentions later that night that it was the first time he’s ever smoked.

Imagine someone with their body pressed against the wall, as if they were being searched by a police officer--but with his arms moving freely in circular motions against said wall.

One roommate used to pee in water bottles and leave them in his room for whoever knows how long (it was a suite, so everyone had their own little room). He was also caught rubbing his body against the communal bathroom wall at 3 in the morning.

You say “that weird obsession” like it wasn’t engrained into him as a child from his father.

Let’s get this comment to the 1k mark.

That’s a compelling argument.

Reputation? Dignity? Why would you want to pay someone for making a potentially false claim if you have the opportunity to be cleared? Kobe settled because he knew he might lose in court, I’m assuming. Rose may not think he has any chance to lose this case.

Rickets

And that whole “money solves everything” argument is pretty weak.

It definitely did. How dense can one be?

And he is still referred to as a rapist by many, so, yeah.

That could be seen as admitting guilt to some.

Google “tom brady best buddies.” Yes, sometimes.

Patriots fan here and I disagree with this statement. Tom is corny sometimes.

No, but he’s a legend, it’s different. See?

Found Colin’s celeb doppelganger!

This is also funny.

This is funny.