There you go, Kid. Toss your semen of hate onto a nice, soft, liberal towel.

15 minutes could save you...

Better ask Charles Lindbergh if there is something still in those jerseys.

In the NBA, that’d be two points.

Did you toughen her up by feeding her feces-riddled tortilla chips?

Seems relevant.

Playing golf. Because any sport that isn’t professional is a hobby.

The title of this show makes me want to hurl infants into the nearest natural body of water.

Three words: Mardi Gras Mustard

That stinks

They can’t all be winners

What are stadiums doing to prevent these kinds of things?

My guess would be it has more to do with the symbolism of shaking hands, but I’m a stupid American!

“Is dead” is such a jarring term. It has so much more emotion than something like “has passed” or even “just died.”

It’s a metaphor..silver hair..Michael Phelps..medals..metals..gold..silver..copper..Ryan..lacrosse..Syracuse..

weightlighting

having logged one of the shittiest vacations ever undertaken by a Dutchman

Just yell JOEEEYYY VOTTOOOOOOOOO and the homophobia will cease immediately.

Not so fast Tom. The cat has spoken.

Punchable face