“I’m in Japan like a fuckin’ skillet, ya dig?”

Lol

Don’t be dense. No one said he was guilty, but if you’re on probation it might be wise not to call a cop a fucking liar. He’s fortunate the cop had a working body cam or his police report may have said something different.

He’s on probation. Get with the program.

Nice solo homer by Preston Tucker

Cooperative by calling the cop a liar... You gotta pay the troll toll!

Fuk y’all

So by your calculations, my average-sized penis is now an above-average sized penis? Nice.

Just three buds hangin’ out

Blegium’s pro league.

Late hit, fifteen yards from end of the play.

You go Fabtech23

It’s usually ugly people who say “I’d let so-and-so put it in me.”

I hate myself for laughing at this.

BC can go fuck themselves with a rusted pineapple sculpture.

They’re about 5.5 inches long and regulation hot-dog width

Don’t be that person. That advice sounds lazy.

And the wristbands for the paws? C’mon now.

So what’s the lesson here? I guess it’s to always take the money and never believe in yourself.

Highlight of the video is the brief steal by Anthony Davis. Mismatch or nah?