and the intense competition among reporters to break even unimportant incremental scoops

Go take a nap.

Go take a nap.

Hey, if you can manage to create yourself a burner on here, I’m sure you can take a brief moment out of your ~busy~ day to Google “Jerry Jones” and a little research on the reference.

Hey, if you can manage to create yourself a burner on here, I’m sure you can take a brief moment out of your ~busy~…

I was honestly trying, but I had to start looking online and I didn’t want to cite my sauce. I wanted it to be original.

I’ve got some cats you should meet. Wear long sleeves.

*insert ketchup joke*

I know a couple fisher cats who could use a warm place to stay. I’ll send them your way.

It’s too late now, but if you do get another dog, train them not to go upstairs in your house. Boom. One entire floor of privacy.

Well duh. But with cats it’s a toss up, 50/50 chance of loathing towards their owner. With dogs, it’s more around 80/20 I’d say, 60/40 with small dogs.

Do you not have doors in your house? Problem solved, friend.

I’m sure there is a reason why these things have been discounted on here more times than a Jerry Jones-related article has been published.

I’m sure there is a reason why these things have been discounted on here more times than a Jerry Jones-related…

So you’d rather have a domesticated animal that hates you on principle, than one that has been genetically manipulated not to?

What if we’re the same person pretending to be different people just to fool the internet that we are in fact different people trying to be the same person?

What if you commented with your Yahoo account only to screenshot your own comment and get upvotes on your Kinja account through an additional comment?

Kanye is not a genius.

he still has a shot at playing basketball again.

Zubat def #1

I’m defending my constitutional right to disagree with your shitty opinion.

How was it shitty? It’s strategic.

You bastard. +1