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The kid, who’s probably named Chad or Luke or something

This article is from last year. And it’s was in Sept, not Oct.

Winner winner, mac n cheese din...forget it.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

Cocaine.

Why do you think they put MLB to shame? I think MLB has kept their dignity intact in recent memory.

COTD

Concussion for a shin bruise; seems like a fair trade.

You cared enough to reply..............

Real good. +1

When the gym is crowded, only take one set of dumbbells at a time.

“I knew I should’ve brought my selfie stick”

Ugh, IKR?!? These neanderthals need to recognize that organized sport is only for the straight-laced individual.

tl;dr

What other professional athletes have these petulant child haircuts similar to Pap? I smell a future Deadspin article.

His socks come off after several violent tugs, revealing toes that are twisted and bent into obtuse angles.

Mom sees media claims of no Kane DNA. Mom believes daughter. Mom does something to try and help daughter. Mom hurts daughter more.

Madbum is going to be that dad that never actually coaches his kid’s little league team but always heckles his kid’s own coach and makes the kid feel all sorts of uncomfortable.

I literally feel like I’m watching reality TV when I see her choke up and play the victim. This grin on my face cannot be removed because I’m just waiting for Ashton to step out and be like, “gotcha, America!”