Antipasto

Antipasto

antipasto

9/22/15

Story time!

9/22/15

Fortunate for him, it looks like he enjoys the taste

9/22/15

Someone just ate da booty

9/22/15

9/21/15

Those #cleaneats instagram posts aren’t going to like themselves.

9/21/15

Classic overthinker

9/21/15

Juicy stuff. Tell more.

9/21/15

+1/2

9/21/15

How can you possibly get any leverage from this hand position?

9/21/15

9/17/15

Tell me that guard holding back Stallone in the GIF isn’t Putin with a fake mustache...Uncanny.

9/17/15

You must’ve skimmed over “quaterback”

9/17/15

“Wait a sec, I wanna see if Jered blinks first”

9/17/15

The Seahawks’ predilection for theatrics generally works well for them—they’re winning, after all, and nothing can be too deleterious when you win.

9/16/15

“That was a tough one to swallow”

9/16/15

Is that the chain he’s been putting in so much work for?

9/16/15

It’s thyme not mint. Have you ever stepped foot in a kitchen, bro?

9/16/15

Someone needs to hit that herb!

9/10/15

“Shape” being a loosely defined term

9/10/15

The second was rephrasing of the “they hate us cause they ain’t us” bit that Patriots fans are using to shit up comment sections everywhere: