This is literally the best story I've ever heard.

So we can't text during movies but THIS is okay?

Best cure for a hangover? Youth.

The fuck is a real marriage? And plenty of people have second thoughts before getting married— some of those relationships work, some don't. You're not a failure at life because your relationship didn't work. Come on now, this is the kind of bullshit ideology that has been used for centuries to shame women who are…

Next they went to the angry skunk farm on bean eating night.

I think that for me it might be the swearing (sorry to sound like your mom or something). In a different comment, you wrote something like, "That's how it's fucking served," which comes off much more hostile than just saying, "That's how it's served." Also, not everyone is going to plow through all the comments (535…

This was a happy story. I liked it.

Not restaurant, but food related:

I was shooting the shit with a co-worker, and mid-sentence, he reached over into a package we'd just opened, grabbed a handful of packaging peanuts, shoved them in his mouth, and started chewing- all the while keeping on talking as if absolutely nothing weird was happening. I just stared at him, and interrupted him…

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

I was traveling through Ireland with a high school group over Spring Break and one evening we all split up in order to do a home stay with some Irish students our age. I'm at the dinner table with the young man's family, who had kindly welcomed me into their home, and the father asked me if I was excited for Easter.…

I hate the grays because they get a lot of the best comments overlooked but I fucking loooooooove this new blurred gif thing that's happening! Is the gif posted by someone you like and recognize and/or accompanied by some insightful and funny text in complete sentences? Click away! Is the gif posted without commentary…

People who don't swoon when they see money being whipped out of a bra- cashiers and bartenders. Being handed damp bills that have been pressed against someone's sweaty flesh all day is the worst.

But boob purses are cool for everything else. I've got a lighter in there right now!

Despite people's personal prejudices, there are no laws oppressing Michael Sam. He is free to live and work where he pleases.

I don't know if you can just swat away his comment like that. It's a legitimate argument that should be discussed and maybe looked at as another opportunity to educate as the barriers gay men and lesbians face continue to be broken down. In fact, maybe a better way to combat the argument is to ask if a group of…

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

You're right. There is no history of laws being written to ostracize the gay community. Nope, that has never happened and is definitely not currently happening.

Yes, there is laws that oppress Michael Sam like the antigay marriage laws in several USA states...which includes death benefits, etc that a normal straight male's spouse would get. Only 19 states have Gay Marriage laws right now with Missouri AGAINST it.

Hey Kirk, you really shouldn't be alienating all us Jews and Muslims and Hindus and other non-Christmas-celebrators out there with this "war on Christmas" stuff. Know why? Because we're the ones who have your back and are constantly reminding people that Christmas is about Christ. Casual Christian person: "Why don't…