Is it a curse or does live performing just expose crappy musicians?

Conan O'Brien did not make a joke about Madeline Albright, he used Madeline Albright as part of a joke about the stupidity of "sexy" Halloween costumes. Albright responded with a joke about O'Brien of exactly the same sort he would made about himself. Not only was this not shade, it was not a clap back, because…

That expression is applicable 90% of the time. But if you're living in a zebra park, sometimes you suspect zebras.

Had to post the 1982 version. I watch Annie whenever I'm feeling particularly down, or I've gotten into the gin, Miss. Hannigan-style. Never gets old. "Do I hear.. happiness, in here?"

Well since you put it that way, send her back to the Swat right away! Maybe if she gets an edjumacation in Pakistan, she'll learn to dodge the bullets aimed at her face next time.

BOOM.

So we know who the woman isn't, but do we know who she is? And whether or not she's on board with Jezebel publishing this picture?

I don't get the cat fishing angle. It't not like the reviewer was trying to be in a relationship with the author. She read the book didn't like it and said so. I wasn't aware I needed to use my real name to review something online.

Just to piss you all off.

I said "when he first started killing it." I was making note of the fact that the golf-adoring public was not very hospitable to a black person doing well in their sport, and the attacks were similarly against him not having the proper demeanor/behavior, because they couldn't attack his skill in dominating a…

No you did NOT get a STD from a toilet seat. Nor did you take 10th grade health apparently.

Between you and ME, not I.

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

I am sans culottes and proud.

Wait, why are they turning The Illusionist into a TV show instead of The Prestige?

Why do you call this a "misogynistic chart-topper"? Do you know the lyrics? And personally, I think this is doubly cool because besides being a clever word-play re. her gardening efforts (and enviably hip for a mom) she is also saying "why get high/stoned/drunk?" which as far as I'm concerned is a perfectly superb…

Forever 21 can eat my shorts.