Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

Should we really be surprised?

I put my pants on shoving cats off my pile of clean laundry just like everyone else.

I work for a cat circus

Flavored coffee is disgusting but is anyone else getting excited for all the pumpkin beers that are about to be coming our way?

Or in this case, it's not labor & delivery, it's Dujuornae!

I'm not usually one to mock untraditional naming practices because who the fuck am I to judge, but there is no way that child — if it had been a real child — wouldn't have gone through life with everyone automatically going "It's not delivery, it's Dujuornae."

"Excuse me, can I help you? Are you visiting someone?"

I love this. Years ago, I named my cat Muriel just so I could say it all the time. No one knew what I was doing. Siiiiigh.

Why am I not surprised that the grey system isn't fixing this? The trolls are still trolling. The only difference is, lots of us non trolls are stuck in the greys now. Sigh.

"I think I drank acid,"

I will bet money that the line won't include plus size petites. You can be short and have nice clothes. You can be fat and have *some* nice clothes. You cannot be short AND fat and have nice clothes.

And can it all not be made out of some hideous slinky/stretch mess/unbreathable fabric?

Please make some lovely grown-up dresses with sleeves! You have no idea how much I'd be willing to pay for dresses (work and dressy dresses) with some goddamn fucking sleeves. I'm so sick of always needing a cardigan or some sort of cover-up.

I actually have a problem finding BASIC pieces; there is no shortage of print-heavy, colorful clothing for plus-sized women. Lane Bryant is my go-to for decent-quality work wear, but good lord, it can be hard to find a top without random bedazzling or words in cursive about Paris and love or a picture of a shoe on it…

The most important question here is about FABRICS, not about colors or prints. Will these be made of polyester like almost everything else at Lane Bryant? If so, even if it's pretty, I'm walking. I swear, if one retailer offered stylish plus size basics in natural fibers, I'd spend my entire paycheck there are least…

Tasteful prints and colors, please! Lane Bryant (and other plus size clotheirs) already carry a number of hideous, brightly colored/patterned clothes.

So NOW you care about my boner.

No one is born with big boobs.

I'm a fully licensed pediatrician. Here's me with one of my favorite patients: