I'll add these to my love for Thomas Kinkade.

I'm sorry, but no, the ability to illicit a strong reaction is not the hallmark of great art. If it were, all art would be created purely for shock value. Great art has an internal logic, is self aware, and is original. These illustrations have none of those attributes. It is completely appropriate to consider an…

I'm not sure it makes any sense. The caption says it's never too late to report. Implying that it's targeted at adults. How many 7 year olds are going to understand the word "minors", are familiar with the word "raped" and have any concept of percentages?

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

Please. Like none of you ever chased a homeless man down the street and then spit at a cop. What is this, a quilting bee?

Seriously, these look like the kind of weird thing you can find in creepy porn sites. I bet the artist didn't mean it like that, but it pretty much caters to a very specific porn demographic. (And the text is so little it can easily be cropped).

Because without feet, they can't get away from him. It's science, really.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

Way to bury the lede, Davies:

This is both stupid and pedantic. While one definition of discover is "be first to find or learn something", by far the most commonly used definition is "to to notice or realize." As in "I discovered the house had an attic". You don't need to be the first to find something to discover it, you just need to have not…

"For the folks whom have received...?"

Guess what? The men who really love women and think they're the most amazing people in the world and treat them like goddesses ARE fucking misogynist pigs. The good men are the ones who treat women like actual people.

It better not be lost. I've been looking forward to a new Nexus tablet. I'd be OK with the Android Silver program, since they should be stock android, but I'm just not a big fan of some of the tablet designs some manufacturers have been putting out. Mostly I just hate physical home buttons and capacitive buttons. I…

FEMALES?

The best thing about this gif is that, after viewing Vin Diesel's facebook, this could totally be something he posted himself. I love how he posts pics of himself with inspirational quotes.

In American journalism style standards, it is redundant to mention Florida as the location in articles like this. It's just assumed. If the location is a state other than Florida, it should go in the first paragraph.

i have been clean and sober from Web MD for 63 days now. This app will be a true test of my willpower.

One of them is quite literally named Jim Crow.

it's almost as if it's a joke and not actually a real term

Except that's not how it works. Your emotions (and everyone else's for that matter) are not inherently bound to facts. Even if you know intellectually that you have valuable traits, a promising future, or a pretty good present life, that doesn't guarantee you feel good about it. That's the whole point. Depression…