Rocks aren't often found in steaks, but they're often found in lobsters.

Placenta.

Last I checked, the country of your birth isn't tattooed on to you by the government when you are born. Thanks to our ongoing drug war and Monroe Doctrine, there's plenty of misery to go around, south of Brownsville.

It's aimed at obese adults with a BMI over 40 (gee, I love that we're still treating BMI like a legitimate measurement of fitness or obesity) as an alternative to weight-loss surgery.

Stupid hipsters and their trendy missing limbs.

Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

I honestly would have been mortified seeing someone thumbs upping me and would assume you're making fun of me, tbh. When I am exercising outside I want nothing but to not be noticed because I feel like I'm being stared at/noticed already (this is why I prefer to exercise at home most days). You might want to consider…

How delightfully patronizing of you.

Well thank Jesus that dogs don't know what the word ugly means and don't have the capacity to give a shit what humans think of their appearance.

I don't understand the popularity of the Pink clothing. Do the people who wear that not realize that pink is slang for vagina and that they're walking around the place basically promoting VAGINA on their clothing?

Media stereotypes everyone but this movie is specifically about what Black people deal with, it's about Black people. Maybe I'm misunderstanding your comment? Hearing, "This movie is about Black people" and responding with "Why isn't it about other people?" seems like a non sequitur to me.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

That sounds fucking horrible. Why would I want to do any of that?

I'm definitely exercising wrong. Scotch neat, artisan cheeses, hours spent in front of the computer. Pretty sure that's all the wrong way to exercise.

"I'm asking you, what's wrong with the women?"

Other fun fact: Father of the Bride II was also a remake. The original Father of the Bride also had a sequel (Titled "Father's Little Dividend") centered around pregnancy. Ah, young Liz Taylor!

Mark Shrayber Occasionally Utilized Hyperbole in his Headlines - But What Happened Next Will Blow Your Mind....

YES. "NEAT."

Homosexuality doesn't necessarily have a sexual connotation, and is not necessarily a variation of sexual behavior. Homosexual relationships aren't fundamentally different than any sort of romantic relations. They can be just as basic, without any sexual undertones, and asserting there is such an undertone is another…