And that is why you don't try to teach lessons to your students

Right. And the kids who played those odds and lost aren't here to talk about it.

no. just, no. upset we're overprotecting older kids by never allowing them to play outside? fine, i'm down with that argument. Wanting them to avoid being internally decapitated? not overprotection- common fucking sense. there are tons and tons of rear-facing car seats that go up to 35 lbs at least, which is fine for…

Ok Bette, but society would have had you feel shame about singing in gay bath houses back at the beginning of your career.

Easy there Marine Todd.

The 12 year old in me couldn't get past the name "Skidmore." Couldn't be more appropros.

It's like when your brother asks "why do you keep hitting yourself" while walloping you with your own arm.

It's a one-semester course that counts towards a minor part of one's degree. I have a BA in political science with a minor in gender studies. I took a class on porn and pop culture that seems really similar. It was an "elective" for me that ended up turning into part of my minor. It counted as an outside Arts and…

Much of this is pretty, but please PLEASE PLEASE give me more options with sleeves! Sleeveless, cap sleeve, and "flutter" sleeve just don't do it for me.

Pffft. Did you learn nothing from Shakespeare? No one can tell! Slap on a beard and start walking like a dude. They'll never know! You're an extra!

Go home and write George!

Okay, this list is total crap, but the last one just makes me mad.

I think you have bigger problems than keeping a man if the one you have has no moral compass. Say being murdered in your sleep by your sociopath boyfriend

Nope, sorry; if the speakers are playing to the air instead your ears only, it's selfish regardless. You have no way of knowing if the person sitting beside you has tinnitus, being aggravated by the shitty little speaker beeping away.

Can Jezebel start a feature where writers go to strip clubs, but just review them based on the food?

YOU ATE STRIP CLUB FOOD???

People did not suddenly get worse. There have always been scammers and thieves and murderers and rapists. Always. Age just makes people nostalgic, and failing memory makes them less aware of times they were in potentially dangerous situations in the past.

I don't find it drastic to want to throw a spear through the eye of people who use literally when they do not actually mean LITERALLY. There should be harsh punishments for such things.