This makes me feel better about never eating an entire loaf of challah by myself.

are reminded how much of a harpy you are.

Excuse me? There are contexts where referring to women as "females" is not inappropriate (in medical and scientific situations, for instance), but it's not a coincidence that it's a preferred term for asshole misogynists. I have a lifetime of experience that tells me that calling women "females" in a casual context is…

I was just coming here to say...

The problem is more with the fact that the corresponding use of "males" as a noun almost never occurs. Men are men, guys or if they're young, boys. It's rare to hear someone talk about "the males in my office" or "oh, that's just the way males behave" or "I just don't understand males." You may have even heard someone…

I can never hear someone calling women "females" without thinking of the Ferengi. It's like the sexist version of "I'm not a racist but.."

If you try to date me, Picard will try to kill you. #LiesToldByFemales

That explained my feelings for Craig David too.

Yes. Because 2 year old Blue Ivy definitely knows what surfboard means and God forbid a women make a song about having sex with husband.

I like Kesha well enough until I saw her video for Blow, and realized that she's kind of trolling everyone (which made me love her, of course). I could never bring myself to add the $ when typing her name though, so I'm glad for the change. I hope her recovery goes well!

Glad we're not the only ones. In fact, as soon as I saw this article I told my husband, "oh no, ke-dollar sign-ha is dropping the dollar sign from her name!"

I am very happy for Kesha for getting treatment and I hope she's only headed for good things in the future. Oh, and props for the name reinvention because every time I read Ke$ha, I'm reminded of the principal from Glee calling her "K-E-Dollar sign-Ha".

Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!

I can only imagine the cognitive dissonance at Fox News over the McConaughey speech. "Give him kudos for thanking God! But he won for a movie about AIDS. Is it ok because he played a straight man? Well, he was friends with a transsexual, so? But he fought for less government regulation in the film - screw big…

He pretty much said he looked up to himself in his speech. lol

You leave Dr. Ruth alone! She is a sex positive visionary and concentrated hebraic awesome.

Thought he was sexy in American Beauty. Does that make me a bad person? (Yes, yes it does.)

I don't care about your response. You have a stick shoved up your ass and it is interfering with your ability to laugh.