I saw him using "she has a method" as an excuse not to help, but not so much her saying, "but what about my method" when he tried to help. I think he was pretty masterful as framing himself as a guy who would've been more helpful if she'd just let him!

I would've. He was normally sitting around with his thumb up his ass while she got 6 babies changed, dressed, and out the door. She's no peach, personality-wise, but their original show should've been called Kate + 9.

When I have a baby, I assume my cat will do most of the work.

Is this seriously a joke, people guessing the police are looking for eggs or egg cartons? It's a smart-ass response right? Obviously the police would be looking for photos or videos that these idiot kids are taking of themselves committing the crime.

I'm not sure what they're so smug about. Nobody ever outlawed individual students praying. Just public schools imposing prayer on students. Count on their fans to be too stupid to realize that though.

Soon the baby's going to be spreading its own feces in it's hair, so no need to get uptight about the cat.

Ugh the Duck Dynasty people. It's not like you're not allowed to pray in school - the schools just can't initiate the prayer. The idea of "prayer clubs" is totally backwards - Jesus advocated against public prayer: "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites, for they love to stand and pray in the…

For some context if you've never paid to have a house repainted, or had to chip dried egg off of something:

My cat loves snuggle time, only if she cleans my face first.

That's what I was thinking. Expensive things cost a lot to have repainted or whatever. I guess no one here has seen the damage eggs can do to car paint?

This is the first time I realized Willow and Jaden are named after their parents of opposite sex. Wow.

You mean sandpaper, right? Dip a piece of sandpaper in water and then rub it on your head.

I just sense that the Smith kids are trying to hard to make it happen. Which reminds me of this jem:

Sooooooooo derivative.

This song is bad and they should feel bad.

Take your concern trolling somewhere else, no one needs the token "but violence is never the answer!" comment, this guy deserved to have his lights knocked the fuck out.

To be fair, I assume you're an adult now, since you have a husband. Child and spousal support laws (as well as custody laws) are wildly, wildly wildly different than they were back in the day (even if that day was like 1989).

Giving kids to a mentally unstable mother just because she is a mother would, in California,…

The fact that specific men in your life had a bad experience with alimony/support payments is not a strong argument in favor of modifying the current neutral language of the law. It is an argument for getting better people in charge of applying said law. And it is certainly not an argument in favor of allowing the…

In all fairness, afterwards, I Googled "Adrianne Haslet-Davis". So their ad half worked.